New Arrival/ Best Seller/ Limited Stock
The Official Double-Sided "FTK" Tote Bag- For the Kids! (wink wink)
The bag that carries your whole year on one side and your whole summer on the other. For the Kids. 😉
7 colors. 7 sayings. It says the quiet part OUT LOUD… Zero regrets!
When you carry the Official "FTK" Tote Bag, you'll be the envy of the whole school with EVERYONE asking, "Where'd you get that Bag???" …so don't let it out of your sight!
Teachers don't just carry a bag. They carry everything.
📚 Graded papers from three weeks ago that somehow never made it home
🖊️ Seventeen dry-erase markers, four of which are completely dried out
🧴 Hand sanitizer, backup hand sanitizer, and backup backup hand sanitizer
🍎 A snack for the kids, a snack for yourself, and a snack you forgot you had
🧥 A cardigan because that one classroom runs at a crisp 58 degrees year-round
📋 Lesson plans, backup lesson plans, and a sticky note that just says "DON'T FORGET"
✨ And not to mention, Every single piece of your FTK merch collection — because obviously!!!
Based on the joke that has teachers laughing so hard they nearly fall out of their seats at KCMackFunny- The Funniest International Stand-Up Teacher-Comedian in the World, on the comedy tour — the FTK joke is what every educator on the planet immediately recognizes as their entire career in three letters. This double-sided tote bag has two sides. Because teachers have two sides. And it's about time a bag kept up!
The FRONT of this bag says it Loud and proud:
The FTK Tote Bag
For the Kids 😉
Non-teachers will nod politely and assume it's a charity. Teachers will stop mid-stride, grab your arm, and need a moment. That is EXACTLY the correct reaction!
But here's what makes this tote bag the most dangerous, most hilarious, most deeply necessary item in the entire FTK collection — flip it around! Because the back side of this bag is where the other half of the joke lives. The half that only comes out once those grades are submitted and the classroom door is locked behind you!
The BACK of the bag let’s you choose your Summer energy!
Seven sayings. Pick the one that matches your exact level of done-ness at the end of the day or school year!
🚨 LIMITED quantities. These are going FAST!!! Moving faster than teachers on the last day of school.
Seven colors. Seven sayings. Forty-nine combinations of pure teacher truth! Grab yours now! Grab your Teacher-Bestie's now! Grab one for that new teacher down the hall who just had their first observation and aged approximately four years in forty minutes — they need the "Say Less, It's Summer Break" version and they need it immediately!!! 😂 Don't let them find out you had the FTK Tote Bag and said nothing. That is NOT very FTK of you. 😉
Mix and match with your FTK T-Shirt and Tank Top. Change your vibe. Keep your mission. FTK every colorway!
Available in: Black, Red, Blue, Black/Hot Pink, Coming Soon in: Teal, Pink, & Purple
New Arrival/ Best Seller/ Limited Stock
The Official Double-Sided "FTK" Tote Bag- For the Kids! (wink wink)
The bag that carries your whole year on one side and your whole summer on the other. For the Kids. 😉
7 colors. 7 sayings. It says the quiet part OUT LOUD… Zero regrets!
When you carry the Official "FTK" Tote Bag, you'll be the envy of the whole school with EVERYONE asking, "Where'd you get that Bag???" …so don't let it out of your sight!
Teachers don't just carry a bag. They carry everything.
📚 Graded papers from three weeks ago that somehow never made it home
🖊️ Seventeen dry-erase markers, four of which are completely dried out
🧴 Hand sanitizer, backup hand sanitizer, and backup backup hand sanitizer
🍎 A snack for the kids, a snack for yourself, and a snack you forgot you had
🧥 A cardigan because that one classroom runs at a crisp 58 degrees year-round
📋 Lesson plans, backup lesson plans, and a sticky note that just says "DON'T FORGET"
✨ And not to mention, Every single piece of your FTK merch collection — because obviously!!!
Based on the joke that has teachers laughing so hard they nearly fall out of their seats at KCMackFunny- The Funniest International Stand-Up Teacher-Comedian in the World, on the comedy tour — the FTK joke is what every educator on the planet immediately recognizes as their entire career in three letters. This double-sided tote bag has two sides. Because teachers have two sides. And it's about time a bag kept up!
The FRONT of this bag says it Loud and proud:
The FTK Tote Bag
For the Kids 😉
Non-teachers will nod politely and assume it's a charity. Teachers will stop mid-stride, grab your arm, and need a moment. That is EXACTLY the correct reaction!
But here's what makes this tote bag the most dangerous, most hilarious, most deeply necessary item in the entire FTK collection — flip it around! Because the back side of this bag is where the other half of the joke lives. The half that only comes out once those grades are submitted and the classroom door is locked behind you!
The BACK of the bag let’s you choose your Summer energy!
Seven sayings. Pick the one that matches your exact level of done-ness at the end of the day or school year!
🚨 LIMITED quantities. These are going FAST!!! Moving faster than teachers on the last day of school.
Seven colors. Seven sayings. Forty-nine combinations of pure teacher truth! Grab yours now! Grab your Teacher-Bestie's now! Grab one for that new teacher down the hall who just had their first observation and aged approximately four years in forty minutes — they need the "Say Less, It's Summer Break" version and they need it immediately!!! 😂 Don't let them find out you had the FTK Tote Bag and said nothing. That is NOT very FTK of you. 😉
Mix and match with your FTK T-Shirt and Tank Top. Change your vibe. Keep your mission. FTK every colorway!
Available in: Black, Red, Blue, Black/Hot Pink, Coming Soon in: Teal, Pink, & Purple
